I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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