Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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