I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
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Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
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I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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