gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
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he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
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Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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