She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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