i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
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i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
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It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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