tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
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she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
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Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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