Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
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I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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