if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I enjoy the company of your penis
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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