Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
