So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
