This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Randomize
