this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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