he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Randomize
