Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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