i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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