ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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