It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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