then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
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sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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