Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
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I need you to use more vowels.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
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She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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