halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
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i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
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I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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