we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
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