you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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