Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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