Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
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I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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