the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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