I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
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We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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