i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
i out mim tonsoeep
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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