She said her name was "party"
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
