Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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