I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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