Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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