I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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