do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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