FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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