He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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