I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
ttyl tear gas
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
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There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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