I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
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Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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