After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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