You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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