I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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