I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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