i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
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you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
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I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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