all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Everything about him screamed your future.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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