I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize