Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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