You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
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I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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