So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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