my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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