More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
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Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
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Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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