If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
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Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
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Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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