why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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