so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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