and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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