come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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